Gand with the wind

Offence, I tell you, is one those fickle things
it will come back to bite you like an Alsatian with wings
based on a tweet by @sajesh
Bang the Dickey

Language can be often wicked and diabolical,
What is logical to some is to others scatalogical
IP, but only in my attached bathroom

An address one needs, to connect to the net
But whether your IP is dirty, is a fact we will vet
Democratic Indira Congress (Karunakaran)

Politics is all about love and war, they say
But we’ll pre-screen you if your name is DIC(K)
Kama Shouldn’t ra

A tome we have, replete with coitus and tit,
Oh my how objectionable, let’s pre-screen it