Gand with the wind

Offence, I tell you, is one those fickle things

it will come back to bite you like an Alsatian with wings

based on a tweet by @sajesh

Bang the Dickey


Language can be often wicked and diabolical,
What is logical to some is to others scatalogical

IP, but only in my attached bathroom

An address one needs, to connect to the net

But whether your IP is dirty, is a fact we will vet

Democratic Indira Congress (Karunakaran)

Politics is all about love and war, they say

But we’ll pre-screen you if your name is DIC(K)

Kama Shouldn’t ra

A tome we have, replete with coitus and tit,

Oh my how objectionable, let’s pre-screen it